Orgasm wrangler. Now that is a catchy new job title! Ever since I have ventured into the world of Cannabis, the potential for helping a woman’s libido seems endless. And given the candid conversations I have had lately, not a moment too soon!

There are a lot of frustrated women out there and ladies I am here to help. It is my duty to pass on any happy pussy information – like a wise, older sister that your 13 yr old self dreams of. My first question for you humble reader, why aren’t you cumming? There seems to be missing orgasms in many women’s lives – married, with committed partners or single – where have all the climaxes gone?

In order to help balance the scales, I came across this new item at an Intimacy and Cannabis seminar.

Cannabis infused lube seems like a dream “cum” true (ha!). Despite the cliche turn of phrase, getting high via my pussy sounds like a fabulous way to spend a weekend morning. And being a “take one for the team” sort of gal, I am going to provide a first hand account of its use both alone and with company.

Bast Silk specs are as follows:

15ml bottle

20mg THC

40mg CBD

What does this mean for the uninitiated in Cannabis? The balance of the cannabinoids (THC, CBD) means that the probability of anxiety issues for those with a lower THC threshold might be minimized. I say this not as a doctor. I am saying this as “the older sister” – you are an adult, if you have anxiety issues chat to a medical professional before you put anything on your body.

I am not pushing the use of any product or suggesting a life style choice. However, if there is a lube that can spark and bloom a lazy weekend morning, count me in! Cannabis use has yet to produce a fatality from an overdose and neither has my favourite toy.

Oh solo mio….

Caravaggio and zero guilt!

I am quite happy to report the stuff worked! I admit to being very skeptical about the intensity but there was a noticeable effect! For those more familiar with both edibles and smoking – it was definitely more of a full body high, despite being a topical. The effects were “stimulating” in the sense that I felt relaxed and also horny and a bit giggly. A dulling of the sharp edges of reality and how I perceive the world. Profound stuff haha, I might still be high!

Despite my altered state, I never felt out of control or had the “spins” or felt paranoid or any negative effects often blamed on THC and CBD combinations. The single application lasted for about an hour and a half and the come down was smooth and not jarring in terms of the reintroduction of reality.

In fact, after perving over the “Hot Priest” from the show Fleabag, I washed my windows. All be it with a broken, conflicted heart because of the show’s emotional ending. So still able to handle the domestics with a high octane pussy!

Next time, I will use the lube with company and a willing volunteer! Trust me, it was an easy sell!

Once more to the breach dear friends!*

*with apologies to William Shakespeare